Is your wife living on Fantasy Island , thinking that the world will be a different place now that fantasy football is officially over? How you do get your woman to want to go through fantasy football again in 6 months? Are you verging on the epidemic of FDS (Fantasy Depression Syndrome)? Here’s how to win your life back – and get her to undress while your at it.

Grovel

Your lady may be so used to not having you around on the weekends that she may in fact be learning to enjoy time away from you (watch out for the pizza delivery guy!). Now that she has you around again, she will have to get used to it and may need some buttering up if you don’t want to be sleeping on the couch indefinitely.

Take her out on Sunday morning for a special breakfast or surprise her by taking her to dinner- tell her to get fancy and put on your best shirt and tie. You want to let her know you appreciate her going through the fantasy football season with you and let her know that you love her for it. You also want her to do it again in 6 months , so by showing you appreciate her, you maybe have you wish come true.

Ladies are little girls at heart – they need to be wined and dined on occasion – and what better occasion to let her know just how wonderful she is than at the end of the football season. What do you have to gain? The probability of ending the night in amazing sex! You earned it!

Getting Handy

Grunt. Groan. It’s time to roll up your selves and get to work. All those house-hold chores you have been pushing off are building up, like sanding down the coffee table, hiding the wires coming out of the TV and putting up the magazine rack. Your house needs a some male TLC, and your wife is probably tiered of reminding you and sounding like a bitch. Try doing chores shirtless, you will defiantly win extra brownies points (even if you gained a beer gut from a season long of beer drinking, your lady still thinks you’re her sexy handy man)! Can someone say ‘oral sex in exchange for fixing the sink’?

Her To-Do List

Picture this – Sunday after the Super Bowl, you wake up and realize the end is here. No more Sunday games for the next 6 months, no fantasy football strategic planning with the guys in your league (who are now on your black list for being douche bags all season). Your FDS (Fantasy Depression Syndrome) has officially kicked in. But as you pull the sheets over your head,your wife wakes up bright and early, excited to spend time with you and do something – ANYTHING! Her endless list of excursions and errands makes you almost want to throw-up (or have a beer). You slump down on your couch, turn the TV to ESPN (what is the point if they don’t talk pre-game football) like in the good old days and drown in depression.

Unfortunately, the longer you sit there, pushing your wife off, the more things she will put on her to-do list. Oblige to her requests even just one, after all, she did hang in through the fantasy football season and was the model wife making food, cleaning up after the troops and cheering your team on.

Surprise – your a husband! (I know, shocking right)

You know your wife better then anyone and you know she has been hinting to do ‘that-thing’ all year. Surprise her. Book that hotel room in the city, take her ice skating, check out that cafe she raves about or take her on that weekend getaway she has been wishing for. Time with your lady (after a few glasses of wine) is sure to put you in the green for some hot alone time later. Warm up her mojo, surprise her by showing you can still win her over and enjoy as she ‘rewards’ you with ‘that-thing’ you like her doing to you!

A Little Lie

You know that little white lie you told your woman about football being every Sunday? Well you forgot to mention Monday’s, Thursday’s and the occasional Saturday night plus the endless hours of fantasy football furring the week. You probably also told her that the season is only 6 months of the year – good job putting that little white lie together! As soon as spring training comes around, you will be back in your fantasy football mode (does it ever turn off)! So don’t look at this temporary break from your beloved football as a 6 month thing – count down to spring training, the NFL draft and your fantasy drafts – it’s only a few months away – but you can always ‘forget’ to mention that to your wife!